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jen's avatar

Holy moly, I’d completely forgotten about this. This is about when I was attempting a masters thesis on direct to consumer drug advertising (didn’t finish it because of health issues— irony!) and I was really curious how legal all this was. We’ve advertised drugs for years but medical devices that require major surgery to implant?

Also this part of the email is pretty special (emphasis mine): As part of this Contest Program, Allergan will provide **all** entrants the opportunity to receive free telephone consultations with a health educator who can provide one-on-one support, such as assistance in finding a local patient seminar, access to more information and resources regarding the LAP-BAND® System.

….so not just a great marketing opportunity with the contest itself but they’re collecting data about all the interested parties (or the interested friends and family who signed up unsuspecting or unwilling loved ones), and will contact them to upsell them on this dangerous device and procedure.

I wonder who won the context. I mean, I wonder who got the free surgery— because NO ONE actually “won” that contest. Except for Allergan.

Thanks for sharing this stuff with your humor and rage. It makes it so much easier to engage with it when it’s coming from someone who is ALSO pissed and horrified by the dumpster fire of anti-fat capitalism.

GCS's avatar

Blech. I missed this or had completely memory holed it.

In a whole galaxy of gross Allergan's talking out of both sides of their mouth about choice stood out to me. They want their "movement" to emphasize that fatness is not a choice, but the they turn around and use the CHOICE acronym and call it the Living my CHOICE Contest. If you're going to argue for choice go all in on the I'm choosing this for my health language. (It also adds another sceevy layer to the nomination aspect - the nominee is Living MY Choice for them.) I know, I know - it's marketing but it stuck out to me.

I also noticed the patients "who are unwilling or unable to comply with the required dietary restrictions" disclaimer. Neat trick. This dangerous surgery didn't fail you, you just couldn't hack the starvation level dietary restriction. Should've thought of that beforehand!

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